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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q:" How many poor slobs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, poor slobs don't have light bulbs. They're too expensive....
• Q: How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....