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Q:" How Many Stanford Grads Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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"Q:" How many Stanford grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one. He holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Of course, he may need to stand on the backs of two kneeling Cal grads.
Related:
Q:" How many Harvard students (MacIntosh computer engineers) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one - He holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him....
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....