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• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
• How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• Q:" How many Stanford grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Just one. He holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him....
• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him....