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• How many babysitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They don't make Pampers small enough....
• Q:" How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when its ready....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None; assholes never see the light anyway....