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• How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" One. "A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws)....
• Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• Q:" How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Thats not funny!!! "A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...