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• How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to call the cleaning lady and the other two to feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady....
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two - one to call an electrician while the other mixes martinis....
• Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q:" How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q: How many WASP Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....
• Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to get a Tab, and one to call Daddy....
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....