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• Q:" How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy. "A:" What?! And ruin my nails???...
• Q: How many WASP Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....
• Q: How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to pour the Tab, and one to phone Daddy....
• How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Da-a-addy. 2) What?! And ruin my nails???...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to open the diet Pepsi, the 2nd to call daddy....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....