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  1) One liberal and twenty-eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities....
• Q:" How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....