How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) One liberal and twenty-eight delegates representing all the social,
economic, and ethnic communities.
2) Sorry, they can't remove the old one as it's already part of the
environment.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) How many can you afford?
2) Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object,
one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter,
one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose,
one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a
secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for
professional services....
