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• Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....
• Q:" How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
  "A:" None, they like to keep him in the dark. Note...
• How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
  None. They like to keep him in the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A:: None of your damn business!...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....