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Q:" How Many Astronomers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
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"Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark.
Related:
How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Q:" How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the White House?
"A:" None, the president wants to be kept in the dark....
Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A:: None of your damn business!...
Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. ("That's all right... I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....