Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to change the bulb, one to witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change....
Q: How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ---- You should have hit "n"!
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Both of them.
Q: How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 115: One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
Q: How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....

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