Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
Q: How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 50: One to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him....
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway....
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb....