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• I could hear the dull buzz of the bee As he sunk his grub hooks into me.
  Her ass it was fine But you should have seen mine In the shade of the old apple tree....
• 111 In the shade of the old apple tree Where between her fat legs I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot, And it certainly looked good to me.
• I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
  She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
• As I heard it ( to the tune of the song ) By the shade of the old apple tree, That's where she first showed it to me.
  It was hairy and black, And she called it her crack, But it looked like a manhole to me....
• Tech Support Stories... I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve.
  She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• I HIT YOU, TREE" Sung to the tune of "I got you babe", by Sonny & Cher Mike
  They say that we can't go down the hill, Before we go we really should write a will....