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• As I heard it ( to the tune of the song ) By the shade of the old apple tree, That's where she first showed it to me.
  It was hairy and black, And she called it her crack, But it looked like a manhole to me....
• Under the old apple tree.... is where she first showed it to me.
  .. She showed me her spot and she called it a twat.. But it looked like an asshole to me.......
• I could hear the dull buzz of the bee As he sunk his grub hooks into me.
  Her ass it was fine But you should have seen mine In the shade of the old apple tree....
• I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
  She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
• In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me.
  In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....