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117 There Was A Young Lady Named Twiss Who Said She Thought Fucking A Bliss, For It Tickled Her Bum And Caused Her To Come .
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117 There was a young lady named Twiss
Who said she thought fucking a bliss,
For it tickled her bum
And caused her to come
.siht ekil gniyl ylbatrofmoc elihW
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There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
iht ekil gniyl ylbatrofmoc elihW...
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