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• 34 There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled her with gin.
• 29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling.
  Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim...
• I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
  She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
• There was a young girl of Dumfries Who said to her boyfriend 'Oh, please, It will give me great bliss If you play more with THIS And give less attention to THESE.
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• 67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
• There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
• 92 A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
  As she took down her panties She said, "No andante...
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...