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  To the shock of the fucker 'Twould suddenly pucker, And whistle the chorus of "Dinah....
• 153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
  She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
• 135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
  She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
• 161 An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous affai
  It snipped off a twat-curl From each new chorus girl, And he had a wig made of the hair....
• There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
  From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor....
• 49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
• Mary had a little lamb, the doctor died of shock.
• I have the strangest feeling that you have a very beautiful vagina.
• Cromwell and Rasputin by as submitted to Dr.
  Richard King The following essay was an actual submission by a stu- dent, who was given the assignme...