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• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• JUMP!! There were four men on an Airplane Flight, the Pilot, the World's Smartest Man, a Hippie, and a Priest.
  The plane began having engine trouble. It started descending at a very rapid rate....
• A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (or course.
  ) The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death....
• A young priest was having difficulty keeping his audience awake.
  He asked an elder colleague for some help. "Well," said the other priest "I like to shock'em awake....
• There were two young brothers talking in their backyard waiting for their mother to make them lunch.
  One is four the other is three. 4: "I'm getting pretty old now, I think I can start cussing....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• 155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
  His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....