146 There Once Was A Lady Of Crete So Enormously Broad In The Beam That One Day In The Ocean She Caused Such Commotion That Admiral Byrd Claimed Her For America.

The World According to Student Bloopers' by Richard Lederer St.
Paul's School (Spring 1987, Verbatim, The Language Quarterly, Vol....
There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
The great logician Betrand Russell (or was it A.N. Whitehead?
) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!...
There once was a lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her....
Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...