There Was A Young Man With A Hernia
Who Said To His Surgeon, "Gosh-dernya,
When Carving My Middle
Be Sure You Don't Fiddle
With Matters That Do Not Concern Ya.
There was a young man with a hernia
Who said to his surgeon, "Gosh-dernya,
When carving my middle
Be sure you don't fiddle
With matters that do not concern ya."
