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• From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
  Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred....
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• Another Cow joke I attribute to my 'Ol chemestry prof was the placement of a cow onto the roof.
  I would presume a fairly storng roof, but once up there it would be hard to hide the fact to the cow that any direction would be down....
• My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
• Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow
• So the farmer took the son aside and told him to go watch the bull and let him know when he serviced the white cow.
  (Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when you come back tell me the bull 'surprised' the white cow, and I'll know what you mean....