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  Then come and tell me when he services the white cow....
• From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
  Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred....
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...