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There Was A Young Lady Of Trent Who Said That She Knew What It Meant When He Asked Her To Dine, Private Room, Lots Of Wine, 'She Knew, Oh She Knew!
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There was a young lady of Trent
Who said that she knew what it meant
When he asked her to dine,
Private room, lots of wine,
'She knew, oh she knew! -- but she went!
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