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  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
• Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke
  in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....
• Von Neumann and Nobert Weiner were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked how to solve problems....
• Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked how to solve problems....