A Bather Whose Clothing Was Strewed By Breezes That Left Her Quite Nude, Saw A Man Come Along And, Unless I'm Quite Wrong, You Expected This Line To Be Lewd.

A Bather Whose Clothing Was Strewed By Breezes That Left Her Quite Nude, Saw A Man Come Along And, Unless I'm Quite Wrong, You Expected This Line To Be Lewd.

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A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.

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