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• A remarkable race are the Persians, They have such peculiar diversions.
  They screw the whole day In the regular way, And save up the nights for perversions....
• The Americans and Russians... The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
  One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight....
• Today is a whole new day to screw up!
• More Kids Quotes CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television.
  Jill, age 6 "Love is foolish.....but I might try it sometime....
• THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
• Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....
• Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
• Save the Whales -- Collect the whole set!
• One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
  "What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them....