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• A remarkable race are the Persians, They have such peculiar diversions.
  They screw the whole day In the regular way, And save up the nights for perversions....
• A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions.
  They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions....
• The Mailman's Last Day! It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
  When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope....
• Heard that Hollywood is making a movie about the dangers of casual sex?
  Its called "Germs of Endearment" == %a An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening....
• A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
• Don't waste the whole day - laugh at LEAST once!
• A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
• Make my day, kill a GUI today.
• Today is the last day of your life, so far.