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There Once Was A Plumber From Leigh, Who Was Plumbing His Maid By The Sea, Said She, "Please Stop Plumbing, I Think Someone's Coming!
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There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,
Said she, "Please stop plumbing,
I think someone's coming!"
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me."
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