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• There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
  She said, "Stop your plumbing, There`s somebody coming!...
• There was a plumber named Lee Who was plumbing some broad by the sea.
  Said the broad "Stop you plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the Plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!...
• There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
• There was a newly married couple and the wife was just a bit unsure of herself around the house.
  One day a floorboard on the back porch broke and when her hubbie came home she asked if he could fix it....
• In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house!
• Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majo
• There was a young lady at sea Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee.
  "I see," said the mate, "That accounts for the state Of the captain, the purser, and me....
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...