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17 There Was A Young Fellow Named Charteris Put His Hand Where His Young Lady's Garter Is.
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17 There was a young fellow named Charteris
Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.
Said she, "I don't mind,
And higher up you'll find
The place where my fucker and farter is."
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