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62 Es Gibt Ein Arbeiter Von Tinz, Er Schlaft Mit Ein Madel Von Linz.
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62 Es gibt ein Arbeiter von Tinz,
Er schlaft mit ein Madel von Linz.
Sie sagt, "Halt sein' plummen,
Ich hore Mann kommen."
"Jacht, jacht," sagt der Plummer, "Ich binz."
Related:
Kleenex Von Trapp: The Sound of Mucous.
Als sie mich umschlang mit zaertlichem Presse
ich wnschen Ihren einen schnen Tag.
The mathematician Von Blecks Devised an equation for sex, Having proved a good fuck Isn't patience of luck, But a function of Y over X.
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
Von Neumann and Nobert Weiner were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked how to solve problems....
Von Neumann and Nobert Weiner were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked how to solve problems....
Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked how to solve problems....
What's German for "Vaseline"? Der Wienerslider.