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• In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. [sound effec
  Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....
• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
• Q: How do you make a kleenex dance? A: Blow a little boogie into it.
• (((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND))))))))))))))))
• And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
• F-117...the sound of freedom.
• The last sound that it made was "Zap"!
• 62 Es gibt ein Arbeiter von Tinz, Er schlaft mit ein Madel von Linz.
  Sie sagt, "Halt sein' plummen, Ich hore Mann kommen....