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• The responses below mention the following works (a few added)
  A Random Walk in Science - R.L. Weber and E. Mendoza More Random Walks In Science - R....
• Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party 0 You stay by her side for a while
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• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
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• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
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• Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
  One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
• HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
  "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past....