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There Once Was A Man From Bombay Who Made A Cunt Out Of Clay He Stuck In His Dick, The Thing Turned To Brick And He Scraped His Foreskin Away.
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There once was a man from Bombay
who made a cunt out of clay
He stuck in his dick,
the thing turned to brick
and he scraped his foreskin away.
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