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• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• The was a man from Nantucket Who had one so long he could suck it.
  So he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin If my ear were a C--t I would F--k it......
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
  she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...
• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• PLAYBOY'S PARTY Jokes April 1990 º An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work.
  He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....