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• There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
  she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...
• There once was a girl who couldn't shit, Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
  The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top, And started to play with her tit!...
• Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
  She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
  That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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