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There Once Was A Girl Who Couldn't Shit, Because She Kept Playing With 'er Clit.
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There once was a girl who couldn't shit,
Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
The doctor said 'stop!'.
So she pulled off her top,
And started to play with her tit!
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