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• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• 90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
  On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
• There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
  Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
• 67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
• 100 There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train.
  There was ayoung porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again....
• 35 A reckless young lady of France Had no qualms about taking a chance
  But she thought it was crude To get screwed in the nude, So she always went home with damp pants....