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• A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner.
  Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face....
• An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
  As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy....
• A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very lonely countryside.
  The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Mr. Bus Driver began his route in the usual way one morning, although the turnout was quite unique, here is his story
  His bus was named the 'Sesame Street Bus' - possibly after the street he lived on or from another source somewhere in his youth....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....