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• There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
  she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...
• PLAYBOY'S PARTY Jokes April 1990 º An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work.
  He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Preface: The person that this is played on must be someone who really deserves it because it takes several people to pull off.
  He must also live on the first floor of his dorm....