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• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.
  At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her....
• hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR !
  ! There once was a beautiful indian maiden, who was so beautiful all the young bucks had made offers for her hand in marriage, but before she could make up her mind which one of the young good looking you men to accept the 100 year old chief, who was the head of the entire indian nation, stepped in and declared he wanted her for his wife....
• One day a indian squaw came across a new water well that had some of the best water that she had found.
  She collected some of the water and took it back to her husband....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• There once was a business executive who decided he needed a little rest from the daily routine, so he decided to take his pretty, young secretary to a hotel for some whoopee.
  He rented a very nice, quiet room and they spent the day drinking, going to bed, having lunch, drinking some more, back to bed again, etc....