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• After a late night out with the boys, the man undressed and slipped into bed with his wife.
  Are you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got no response, he kissed her on the lips....
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  One dark night he drove her around in his car and parked in a dark lane....
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  She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?...
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• There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
  Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• A young man with passions quite gingery Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
  He slapped her behind And made up his mind To add incest to insult and injury....
• Unknown A gunman apparently hired to kill a woman shot at her several times in Edwards, Colo.
  but missed. So he tried hitting her with rocks. He was so inept that he was still at it when police arrived, and so nervous that when confronted by the responding officer that he had a heart attack and died on the spot....