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• hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR !
  ! There once was a beautiful indian maiden, who was so beautiful all the young bucks had made offers for her hand in marriage, but before she could make up her mind which one of the young good looking you men to accept the 100 year old chief, who was the head of the entire indian nation, stepped in and declared he wanted her for his wife....
• A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel.
  When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?...
• A pleasure boat captain leased out his craft and services to an old and affluent man and his young, very beautiful mistress.
  As misfortune would have it, a storm wrecked the boat and stranded the three of them on some far away island....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
  As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make this shot and really show these guys that I have learned to play some decent golf over the past five years....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Kiss and a slap A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
  They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother....