Limericks - Dirty

Limericks - Dirty

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Two lesbians north of the town Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust Leaked out in the dust And made so much mud that they drowned....
Undressing a maiden called Sue, Her seducer exclaimed, "If it's true That a nipple a day Keeps the doctor away, Think how healthy you must be with two!
Once a young woman named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her anus in Dallas....
There was a young girl of Dumfries Who said to her boyfriend 'Oh, please, It will give me great bliss If you play more with THIS And give less attention to THESE.
'...
There once was a lass from Wilts She came walking into Scotland upon stilts They said "Madam it's shocking You reveal so much stocking" She said "Yea, well how about those kilts?
There was a young woman of Sydney Who could take it clear up to the kidney But the thrust of Alphonse Barely reached to her mons So he left her unsatisfied didn't he?

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