Limericks - Dirty

Limericks - Dirty

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A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
The bribe that young streetwalker Stover Employs as a sexual rover Is-to hand-job police.
As she gives one release, She will giggle, "My cop runneth over!...
There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....
There once was a woman from Arden Who was seen sucking a man in the garden Her mother said, "Flo, Where does it all go?
? And she said, "Gulp, Beg your pardon?...
A soldier known only as Sarge Had sex with a hooker named Marge Though only a grunt He assaulted her cunt And gave her a hon'rable discharge.
A young bride was once heard to say, "Oh dear, I am wearing away!
The inside of my thighs Look just like mince pies, For my husband won't shave every day....
A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Had achieved some renown For her tone going down - There's a nice civil tongue in her head.
There once was a girl from Sidney Who could take it right up to her kidney But a guy from Quebec Shoved it up to her neck He had a long one, now didn't he.
A young redneck lay with his sister And bundled and nibbled and kissed her, But the kid was so tight, And it was deep night -- Though he shot at the target, he missed her.

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