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• A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country.
  They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• TOULOUSE, French aviation authorities here admitted to a near-disaster which occured about a month ago aboard an Airbus A320 jetliner.
  The controversial aircraft with its 'fly-by-wire' flight controls has been the subject of intense controversy since its introduction....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a moose.
  As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, "I'll be back in one week to pick you up....
• Two hunters hired a bush pilot to fly them to a remote lake in Alaska.
  As he dropped them off, the pilot said, "Now, you can legally shoot one moose apiece, but don't do it....