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• Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada.
  Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight than that....
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  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Any Moose in Texas? Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska.
  They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose....
• Two hunters hired a bush pilot to fly them to a remote lake in Alaska.
  As he dropped them off, the pilot said, "Now, you can legally shoot one moose apiece, but don't do it....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....