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  They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....
• Ready for bed Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late.
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• A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
  On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it....