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The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad...
A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice
Please, help me!" They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass....
Psychologists subject an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician - a topologist, by the way - to an experime
Each of them is locked in a room for a day - hungry, with a can of food, but withou...
A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses.
The physicist's horse comes in last. "I don't understand it....
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is bette
a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend....
Q: What is a topologist? A: A person who cannot tell a doughnut from a coffee mug.
What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me....
A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference on mathematical methods in engineering.
Each engineer has a ticket whereas only one of the ma...
In the old days of the cold war, when it was very hard for Westerners to visit the Soviet Union, a British mathematician travels to Moscow to speak in the seminar of a famous Russian professor.
He...
Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole.
They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole...

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